For Men only: The hooker Exchange

For the next 10 days the hooker exchange will be going on in the Higgins area. So if you guys want to try something a little bit different. For those of you who don't know what it is please continue reading.

The Hooker Exchange is something that the pimps of Canada thought of a while ago. As an incentive plan for their ladies they decided to push the hooker exchange. It's an incentive for the ladies of the night to work extra hard to become part of this program.

It's very simple actually. Every pimp that is part of this organization takes the best lady that they have and they give them an all expense paid trip to somewhere in Canada to educate others on what makes them so good at their job.

There are a few girls in the Higgins area that seem new and they are looking pretty good. So now is your change to experience something different. I know I will.

Reviews for game consoles suck!!!

I have a really gripe about game reviewers. I see the same thing time and time again and it just makes me feel terrible about my purchase. Let me explain why.

I just recently purchased a Nintendo Wii. I've been searching for some cool games that I could play on it. One of my biggest sources for determining good games are at gaming websites where people post their reviews. These days when I read reviews it just makes me sick to my stomach. It makes me think that I chose the wrong gaming console.

Just about every review claims that the graphics are terrible when compared to the current generation of gaming platforms out there. I don't care about other gaming platforms. If I wanted the best graphics then I would have purchased a Xbox 360 or Playstation 3. The only comparison in graphics should be comparing one wii game to another wii game. That's it. I'm surprised these reviewers don't say "If you could ignore the fact that it's not a $50,000 computer then the graphics are pretty good on the Wii."

I don't know if these people feel horrible about their decision for purchasing a Wii but their is no need to try to bring me down about my purchase. I personally feel great about the purchase of the Wii and believe that all the games that I have purchased look amazing. Maybe I can't zoom in 15x to the dandriff on someones hair. But that's not why I bought this platform.

I just wanna have fun.

Turn Off Your Cell Phone

I'm at home enjoying a good horror movie. It's 100 minutes long. It is full of suspense, drama, gore and tension. Every moment in this movie brings the level of intensity up. This is only with the first 50 minutes of the movie.

Somehow this movie lasts 150 minutes. What accounts for the additional 50 minutes of the movie? It included 3 phone calls, a coffee break, and a washroom break. This has the potential to ruin any movie. It is so frustrating to watch a movie with my family. I wonder if anyone else goes through this?

Why plug the toilets?

I work for a very well respected company. The company pays it's employees well above the provincial average for technical support. The company does its best to respect its workers no matter what area you work in.

But for some reason some people think it's funny to flood the toilets. What they do is they fill the toilet with so much toilet paper it simply can't take it anymore. So the next person to flush it will flood the toilet.

We only have two washrooms for men making both of them very important. Yet every couple of days someone intentionally floods it. Why would someone do this? What if they have to go to the washroom again? Even they would be forced to wait for the one remaining washroom if they needed to go to the washroom again.

Note: I believe this should be a offence where the company should be able to fire you if they found out about.

When to use your car horn

I'm in Vancouver, BC and even though I vowed to not use my computer while on vacation I found I had to write something. This article will educate you on when to use your car horn. It's something that many people don't know. Read on to find out when to use your horn.

I have decided that their is only one good reason to use your car horn. To inform another vehicle of a possible hazard. It's a bad situation that could be avoided with the sound of your horn.

I'm going to list off a few possible reasons why you would want to use your horn. This is not a complete list but will give you a good starting point on why you should use your horn.

1) To warn a pedestrian not to cross the road as they have a no walking sign and could put themselves in harm ways.
2) To warn a car not to switch into your lane because you are in it and could risk a collision.
3) To warn a car that is about to go the wrong way down a one way street.

Now that you know a few reasons why to use the car horn, here are a few times when it's not useful to use a horn.

1) To grab someones attention (Ex. To let someone know that you are waiting outside there home. Ex2. To let a friend know that you are driving next to him).
2) To honk your horn at a biker because the biker is in your lane (Bikers have a right to the road. In some areas it is even illegal for them to ride on the sidewalk).
3) To vent anger.

Number 3 is the most crucial because most of the time when someone is using there horn it's out of anger. Angry because someone is doing something that they don't like and the only way to alert the world is to honk your horn. Their are alternate solutions to honking your horn in anger. I Would suggest people try them, because it's frustrating to see people abuse this potentially life saving device for their own pleasure.

Let's not assume the impossible

Everyday I come across people who make incorrect assumptions. Some of the assumptions are foolishly based on immediate impressions of the situations. Others can be drawn from past experiences that you may have had in similar situations. But that doesn't change that fact that most of the time they are wrong.

I myself am guilty of making incorrect assumptions. I have even taken it to the next level and taken these assumptions and made them factual. This is when I take one of my assumptions and use them as a comparison. This usually leads to some very stupid remarks by yours truly.

I guess it would come as no surprise if we were all guilty of this prowess. It's one of those horrible traits that I have picked up and am sure many other people have picked up. I would just like to say "thank you for being human".

Gathering ones thoughts is hard to do

I have now been trying to write something on my blog for 40 minutes and nothing is coming out. It's not that I don't have anything to write but I can't seem to gather my thoughts. Every time I come up with a good article to write I get discouraged a few lines in and erase it.

Something starts off as a good idea but the more I think about it the more I get discouraged. Or perhaps it's a bunch of scrambled thoughts thoughts that I can't properly put on the page. Or in some cases I can't properly describe my thoughts or feelings on a subject. Or I realize how un-interesting the idea was and send it back to oblivion with my delete key. Or I reread the article and realize that's not where I intended it to go.

I really lack courage and confidence when writing. It's probably because I have never been a very good writer. I even remember back in school I never got any encouragement to write. I would pour my heart into an article on to get it back receiving a bad mark. All my writers seem to follow this very article where it's a bunch of ideas that are just cluttered up that don't make sense.

I'll stop writing now because with every word I write I make less sense.